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血雨探花。︁ ([personal profile] juhua) wrote2023-12-26 11:28 am

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december 2023;
date with who type link notes
12/15 tyki mikk [personal profile] joyd tdm thread LINK
just two powerful dudes clocking each other and then manfully not talking about it

12/15 squalo superbi [personal profile] sharktrash tdm thread LINK
this is definitely not posturing at all

12/15 getou suguru [personal profile] gurge tdm thread LINK
hua cheng absolutely does not want to fuck the slime 🌶️

12/15 he xuan [personal profile] tangyuan tdm thread LINK
two of the four calamities walk into a bar

12/15 rokurou [personal profile] swordhardy tdm thread LINK
rokurou is very in love with hua cheng, despite hua cheng's best efforts

12/16 shang qinghua [personal profile] shittyauthor tdm thread LINK
hua cheng gets introduced to the concept of isekai

12/16 lan xichen [personal profile] lanclan tdm thread LINK
lan xichen: "i'm an exorcist"
hua cheng: "[chuckles] i'm in danger"

12/17 jin guangyao [personal profile] taintedpeony tdm thread LINK
turns out that when your "do what you need to do" attitude is strong enough, you too can grope a stranger's tits

12/17 gojo satoru [personal profile] oversize tdm thread LINK
and lick a stranger's tits too

12/18 xie lian [personal profile] dianxie tdm thread LINK
finally, the husbands reunite, fuck 3 times in a row, and then go shopping 🌶️

12/22 rinne amagi [personal profile] riskybeenus log thread LINK
interrupted meditation in the cloud garden thingies

12/24 tighnari [personal profile] veardant log thread LINK
interrupted meditation round 2, featuring maybe clippings for a garden or something (jk it's porn all the way down) 🌶️

12/27 shang qinghua [personal profile] shittyauthor log thread LINK
two guys sitting in a cave grotto five feet apart cause they're not gay

january 2024;
date with who type link notes
1/4 feng xin [personal profile] nanyang inbox thread LINK
feng xin and hua cheng come to an agreement re: xie lian

1/4 daan [personal profile] limbical network > action LINK
hua cheng agrees to become a thief for daan's totally not suspicious mission to retrieve medical supplies

1/5 levy [personal profile] additionalterms network > action LINK
a deal: map to roost in exchange for ?? tbd

1/5 xie lian [personal profile] dianxie log thread LINK
mawwiage is what bwings us together today 🌶️

1/7 xie lian [personal profile] dianxie log thread LINK
xie lian needs some reassurance after his first intimate experience with someone other than hua cheng

1/7 jin guangyao [personal profile] taintedpeony inbox thread LINK
negotiations begin to play the game

1/8 xie lian [personal profile] dianxie network thread LINK
xie lian tries to hype hua cheng up

1/9 pinocchio [personal profile] thisclockworkheart inbox thread LINK
sword dudes doing sword dude things and maybe getting a little horny about it

1/9 he xuan [personal profile] tangyuan network thread LINK
he xuan pays back 88 chips worth of his massive debt and the ghost kings share learnings

1/9 reign fear [personal profile] eaudevamp network thread LINK
hua cheng disappointingly cannot be a member of reign's heavenly official collection

1/11 daan [personal profile] limbical inbox thread LINK
daan comes thru with the info he promised in exchange for hua cheng stealing medical stuff

1/12 rokurou [personal profile] swordhardy network thread LINK
jug san lang makes a reappearance

1/13 he xuan [personal profile] tangyuan & xie lian [personal profile] dianxie log thread LINK
xie lian gets aphro'd in the tunnels below the resort; hua cheng learns distance-shortening array in record time to come to his aid

1/16 shang qinghua [personal profile] shittyauthor log thread LINK
fooling around in the library 🌶️

1/19 xie lian [personal profile] dianxie log thread LINK
husbands weekly date, this time to the grotto where hua cheng learns how to bottom 🌶️

1/20 reno [personal profile] electroburst network thread LINK
"what is 'pegging'?"

1/20 sasuke uchiha [personal profile] chokuto network thread LINK
hua cheng is just deeply annoying as a person sorry

1/21 rokurou [personal profile] swordhardy log thread LINK
rokurou and hua cheng fuck around on the floor at talon 🌶️

1/22 tighnari [personal profile] veardant log thread LINK
they fuckin in the intimacy room bath 🌶️

1/23 nami [personal profile] cartographie network thread LINK
two people with a mind to make deals do indeed make a deal: a detailed map of the resort in exchange for a ghost tour of the place

february 2024;
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2/2 hua cheng [personal profile] juhua & xie lian [personal profile] dianxie network post LINK
the husbands make something that might once have been related to tanghulu

2/2 feng xin [personal profile] nanyang network thread LINK
feng xin has to decide how to diplomatically tell everyone xie lian's cooking sucks

2/2 he xuan [personal profile] tangyuan network thread LINK
the illustrious earth master suddenly has no appetite

2/2 sasuke uchiha [personal profile] chokuto network thread LINK
"more importantly, how did you get them to let you cook" "we implied we were gonna fuck after" "okay nvm"

2/2 rinne amagi [personal profile] riskybeenus network thread LINK
the thread that rapidly devolved into xie lian learning about pet names

2/2 shen qingqiu [personal profile] softheartedshizun network thread LINK
definitely no aversion to pda here, folks

2/2 maomao [personal profile] apothecrazy network thread LINK
"how do y'all play this game without getting jealous" "we don't"

2/2 shang qinghua [personal profile] shittyauthor network thread LINK
shang qinghua is hua cheng's favorite bitch in this bar

2/4 shen qingqiu [personal profile] softheartedshizun log thread LINK
hua cheng is genuinely delighted to be identified only as "the husband of xie lian"

2/5 xie lian [personal profile] dianxie log thread LINK
hua cheng could definitely bench press your character (the one where they 69 on the weight machine) 🌶️

2/6 reign fear [personal profile] eaudevamp log thread LINK
reign just straight up asked hua cheng if he can give himself two dicks on command and the answer is "yeah probably"

2/6 pinocchio [personal profile] thisclockworkheart log thread LINK
pino and hua cheng go round two with the weapons and then fuck about it after

2/7 amagi rinne [personal profile] riskybeenus log thread LINK
rinne almost gets himself turned into a ghost and is then forced to help hua cheng pick out sex toys for his crimes

2/7 stiles stilinski [personal profile] mensrea log thread LINK
smoked egg, round 1

2/8 sanji [personal profile] mouton log thread LINK
smoked egg, round 2

2/9 shang qinghua [personal profile] shittyauthor inbox thread LINK
hua cheng gets it in his head to ask how the fuck dual cultivation works

2/10 nami [personal profile] cartographie log thread LINK
nami and hua cheng attempt to pull a fast one on the house, get a fast one pulled on them instead 🌶️

2/11 sampo koski [personal profile] scamboy log thread LINK
elevator aphro and then they go into fucking heat don't @ me 🌶️

2/12 he xuan [personal profile] tangyuan log thread LINK
two ghost kings sitting in a sauna, five feet apart(?) cause they're not(??) gay(???)

2/13 shigaraki tomura [personal profile] wincon log thread LINK
"fuck ass in the confessional" 🌶️

2/14 alhaitham [personal profile] linguaphilia log thread LINK
accidental sauna aphro ft. hua cheng finally finds out who alhaitham is for himself 🌶️

2/15 raphael [personal profile] narsinssist log thread LINK
raphael makes deals for souls, but unfortunately hua cheng doesn't have one

march 2024;
date with who type link notes
3/5 dabi [personal profile] skinstitch network thread LINK
dabi decides that hua cheng is bad at going to hell

3/11 xie lian [personal profile] dianxie log thread LINK
xie lian gets trapped in the other roost, and then the lovers have their first ever spat 🌶️

3/16 basch [personal profile] bardische network thread LINK
discussions of the supposed vault of stuff

3/18 rinne [personal profile] riskybeenus log thread LINK
rinne gets drawn like one of hua cheng's french girls

3/21 xie lian [personal profile] dianxie log thread LINK
hubby is the only one who gets to see hua cheng actually act like a bunny 🌶️

3/23 lan sizhui [personal profile] deferences log thread LINK
hua cheng pulls a reverse uno on sizhui in terms of rabbit/cat dynamics 🌶️

3/23 shang qinghua [personal profile] shittyauthor log thread LINK
hua cheng goes over to pet sqh's ears and also shame sqq for being a prude about spanking 🌶️

3/24 yussa [personal profile] errenis log thread LINK
yussa is looking to be used and hua cheng has some uses in mind 🌶️

3/25 midnight [profile] unreserving log thread LINK
snorf snorf hours 🌶️

3/25 xie lian [personal profile] dianxie log thread LINK
xie lian comes to confess that he slept with he xuan under the influence of aphro

3/26 he xuan [personal profile] tangyuan log thread LINK
crimson rain and black water discuss the above

3/27 shigaraki tomura [personal profile] wincon log thread LINK
hua cheng reverse uno on the predator/prey dynamic 🌶️

april 2024;
date with who type link notes
4/6 xie lian [personal profile] dianxie network thread LINK
xie lian doing hype husband duties

4/6 shigaraki tomura [personal profile] wincon network thread LINK
getting tomura to hang out is sort of like coaxing a feral cat

4/6 blade [personal profile] defray network thread LINK
world's shortest back-and-forth

4/7 edelgard von hresvelg [personal profile] crestsidestory network thread LINK
art trades but like, in secret kinda

4/7 yusuke kitagawa [personal profile] artcritic network thread LINK
just a guy who wants to learn how to draw people!

4/7 nami [personal profile] cartographie network » log thread LINK / LINK
the backwards progress from banging in a casino to making friends in the library

4/8 shen qingqiu [personal profile] softheartedshizun network thread LINK
peak lord #2 and ghost king #1 discuss a painting adventure

4/10 kaveh [personal profile] indigently log thread LINK
finally, hua cheng gets to meet xie lian's closet friend in the resort, leading to a discussion about whether visions are evil (min that's not what they—)

4/10 tighnari [personal profile] veardant log thread LINK
the little fox makes an appearance to let hua cheng draw his picture

4/26 rokurou rangetsu [personal profile] swordhardy network thread LINK
do you flirt by threatening to hunt each other in the halls of the resort, or are you normal?

4/26 sasuke uchiha [personal profile] chokuto network thread LINK
finally, sasuke is able to dispel the idea that marriage is illegal in konohagakure

4/26 jin guangyao [personal profile] taintedpeony network thread LINK
what do you do when you die in a land that doesn't have a ghost realm?

4/26 nie mingjue [personal profile] cursedsaber network thread LINK
in which nmj feels compelled to apologize for xie lian hitting on him

4/26 xie lian [personal profile] dianxie network thread LINK
xie lian finally notices hua cheng's will smith meme about him

4/27 xie lian [personal profile] dianxie log thread LINK
hua cheng pays a visit to the treehouse so he can snuggle the hell out of his husband

may 2024;
date with who type link notes
5/2 xie lian [personal profile] dianxie log thread LINK
xie lian takes hua cheng out to the cafe so he can lay claim to his husband in public 🌶️

5/3 sherwood [personal profile] rebrandedwarlock network thread LINK
maybe consider not just killing people to try and take their spots

5/4 six [personal profile] wray log thread LINK
a ghost is wearing hua cheng's skin in the library and he doesn't love that

5/5 he xuan [personal profile] tangyuan inbox thread LINK
he xuan thinks hualian are having marital troubles probably

5/11 nami [personal profile] cartographie log thread LINK
hua cheng gets to see the ocean, kind of 🌶️

5/14 shang qinghua [personal profile] shittyauthor log thread LINK
hua cheng learns pinyin and also how to play arcade games

5/20 aventurine [personal profile] waged event thread LINK
hua cheng tries to save aventurine from his own death wish

5/21 rokurou [personal profile] swordhardy event thread LINK
rokurou and hua cheng get up close and personal in the sex toy storage closet 🌶️

5/22 matoba [personal profile] worldbent event thread LINK
cocktails round two, wherein hua cheng is even more determined not to let anyone die early

5/23 he xuan [personal profile] tangyuan event thread LINK
he xuan and hua cheng meet in the library, he xuan nukes xie lian from orbit, shenanigans ensue

5/23 xie lian [personal profile] dianxie log thread LINK
in the wake of the fight with he xuan, hua cheng has to make sure xie lian is okay

june 2024;
date with who type link notes
6/3 xie lian [personal profile] dianxie inbox thread LINK
hua cheng wonders why xie lian thinks he doesn't want xie lian and he xuan talking to each other

6/4 amagi rinne [personal profile] riskybeenus log thread LINK
rinne comes in search of entertainment and definitely not because he's feeling some kind of way about people leaving the resort

6/9 xie lian [personal profile] dianxie log thread LINK
the husbands finally talk it out

6/12 xie lian [personal profile] dianxie log thread LINK
hua cheng bullies xie lian in bed for his late birthday gift 🌶️

6/13 wriothesley [personal profile] armwriostle log thread LINK
two dudes bang in a stairwell without even exchanging names 🌶️

6/13 tomura [personal profile] wincon log thread LINK
hua cheng uses the big horny to deliver on his promise of multiple orgasms for tomura 🌶️

6/14 nami [personal profile] cartographie log thread LINK
nami learns the hands-on way that hua cheng can give himself two dicks on command 🌶️

july 2024;
date with who type link notes
7/6 jun [personal profile] blundering log thread LINK
hua cheng and jun talk relationships in fuck palace

7/12 xie lian [personal profile] dianxie log thread LINK
a lazy friday in husbandville; hua cheng celebrates xie lian's bday early

7/13 childe [personal profile] abyssmade log thread LINK
childe wants to fuck a monster and hua cheng is a monster he can fuck 🌶️

7/19 sizhui [personal profile] deferences log thread LINK
hua cheng and sizhui plan a market friend date and then there's a surprise hickey involved

7/20 weiss schnee [personal profile] schmisse log thread LINK
weiss and hua cheng become fated rivals or something

august 2024;
date with who type link notes
8/1 hiyori tomoe [personal profile] tfy inbox thread LINK
a friendly reminder that hua cheng is invited to the magic show!

8/4 xie lian [personal profile] dianxie inbox thread LINK
hua cheng flirts to convince xie lian to come eat froyo with him

8/19 ianthe [personal profile] vorrible log thread LINK
two hard-to-kill mostly dead things go up against each other in the arena

8/27 baptiste [personal profile] molotovmoustache log thread LINK
someone else gets to witness hua cheng's very worst memory

september 2024;
date with who type link notes
9/6 matoba [personal profile] worldbent log thread LINK
the exorcist gets dubconned by a ghost king 🌶️

9/8 peter parker [personal profile] canttrickmeanymore log thread LINK
they make significant eye contact across the room at the anonymous sex club, you'll never guess what happens next 🌶️

9/9 rinne [personal profile] riskybeenus log thread LINK
rinne sees hua cheng doing art at university and comes to distract him

october 2024;
date with who type link notes
10/4 kaveh [personal profile] indigently inbox thread LINK
hua cheng gives kaveh word of xie lian's disappearance

10/6 matoba [personal profile] worldbent log thread LINK
the ghost king gets dubconned by an exorcist 🌶️

10/7 hua cheng [personal profile] juhua network post LINK
telling everybody about xie lian's disappearance

10/18 rokurou [personal profile] swordhardy log thread LINK
somewhere in the vale, rokurou falls in love with san lang's little sister(?) 🌶️

10/20 matoba [personal profile] worldbent log thread LINK
matoba gets a little taste of what it's like to fuck as a ghost 🌶️

10/31 childe [personal profile] abyssmade inbox thread LINK
hua cheng asks if childe wants to bang again, basically

10/31 baizhu [personal profile] snakelace log thread LINK
baizhu and hua cheng do it in the corner of the halloween party 🌶️

november 2024;
date with who type link notes
11/1 hiyori [personal profile] tfy network thread LINK
hua cheng finds out that rinne is gone

11/3 olivine [personal profile] massochism log thread LINK
ghost olivine meets the ghost king and they fuck about it probably 🌶️

11/6 nami [personal profile] cartographie log thread LINK
ladies night 🌶️

11/24 hiyori [personal profile] tfy inbox thread LINK
hua cheng learns about christmas and santa!

11/27 reign fear [personal profile] eaudevamp log thread LINK
just making snow bats in the vale

december 2024;
date with who type link notes
12/10 nami [personal profile] cartographie inbox → log thread LINK
hua cheng and nami do christmas dinner

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